Computer Says Slow

In a world of fast technological change...

...I solve problems you didn't you had.



"I've been helping people get the most out of modern technology for nearly three decades. From personal computing to business promotion on an increasingly competative interweb. 95% of clients have their issues identified and potentially solved on the first video call. Here are my current hot topics:"
Stuart Lovatt.



28-years of experience

My skills were first developed in 1998 when Google was still a fledgling company. I began my career working for BusinessServe, the largest web-hosting provider of that era. During my three years in their web development department, I learned to tailor technology for a wide array of industries in those early days of the internet.


By 2002, I had established my own cottage design business, Your Image Matters. This journey led me to create my own website, designed to help adopters navigate the emerging minefield that was the early solar panel industry. Today, Computer Says Slow was born out of my frustration with poor industry practices in the computer and online spheres.


When you focus on possibilities, you'll have more opportunities.




1. YouTube advert woes

During the early internet, if you saw today’s level of ads, it meant you had three viruses on your computer. Today, YouTube has become equally frustrating due to excessive ad intrusions:


Youtube advert woes

I'll show you how I haven’t watched a single Youtube ad in nearly fifteen years - without their Premium subscription. The early platform was an alternative to intrusive and excessive TV advertising schedules. However, in recent years, YouTube’s advertising model has made even American TV schedules blush. Let's fix.




2. VPN mis-selling and real online anonymity

In our high-trust society, technology companies have managed to gain public trust through marketing alone, but not everything is as it seems with these vendors:


Is your VPN secure?

VPNs have become a necessary addition to the internet since 1984. When you know, you know. Unfortunately, mainstream VPN providers are nothing more than honey traps. Real online anonymity comes from knowledge that the world’s top CEOs, government officials, and military operatives understand. Let's talk.




3. Website health, improvements, and developments

Could your website perform better? Identify search and user engagement issues that affect a site’s ability to be found - I’ll work with you to make those future-proofing changes:


Website analysis and health diagnosis.

My Assessment & Solution consultations provide a comprehensive diagnostic report to keep in today's modern search engines good books. I can identify front and back end issues holding your website back. Let's talk.





4. Fixing a slow-running computer

Is your device frustratingly slow to use? A slow-running device can be resolved without a costly visit to a computer repair shop - I’ll show you how to fix yourself inexpensively:


How to fix a slow-running computer?

The computer repair industry in the UK is worth £4.0 billion in 2026. 85% of these interactions DON'T require a visit to an expensive repair shop costing a minimum of £80 or high-pressure sales tactics to buy a new device. Let's fix.





5. Tracked in your vehicle!

Taking liberties literally and figuratively. Modern cars are being tracked by nefarious actors without your knowledge:


How to fix vehicle tracking?

Tracking bracelets used to be a punishment for criminals, but they eventually ended up in everyone’s vehicles. Why would anyone allow an organised crime syndicate to create a database of their every movement? Not every group in society is playing along with this intrusion. Let's fix.





6. Social media and website video production

A common issue affecting modern businesses, both large and small, is social media content. That’s why I produce 4K centerpiece videos, intros, and marketing videos for social outreach:


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Stuart from Computer Says Slow did a fabulous job with creating a promotional video for my Pop Group.

Andy Ball

Musician

I've seen Stuart's enthusiasm produce great results for us. I'm happy to call him part of our team.

Trudy Hampton

Warming Up The Homeless

Stuart has been a real light for our church. He took over the entire website build process for us, after another company left us confused and in the dark.

Fr. Robert

Parish Clergy

Stuart has filmed me and my band during one of our gigs and I absolutely love his work would definitely recommend him.

asiL Tabone

Singer

Excellent job on our church website. Happy to recommend.

Fr. Martin

Parish vicar

Great experience working with Stuart on a recent web build. Everything went really smoothly and he’s clearly someone you can rely on for any business needs. Thanks for having us on board!

Lei Pal

Elevateom


Let's get it sorted

Schedule a convenient time to connect for £25.00:

Video/website enquiries: hi@computersaysslow.com

Schedule a chat with Stuart

"The term doomscrolling doesn’t mean what you might think. The modern attention economy is designed to strip away human creativity. Time is precious, so social technology keeps people mindlessly scrolling - until their last days, hence the term doom - and severs connection to a true human experience. Boredom was the fertile ground that spawned creativity."