Computer Says Slow

In a world of fast technological change...

...I solve problems you didn't know you



"I've been helping people get the most out of technology for nearly three decades. From personal computing to business promotion on an increasingly competative interweb. 95% of clients have their issues identified or solved on the first chat."
Stuart Lovatt.



28-years of experience

My skills were first developed in 1998 when Google was still a fledgling company. I began my career working for BusinessServe, the largest web-hosting provider of that era. During my three years in their web development department, I learned to tailor technology for a wide array of industries in those early days of the internet.


By 2002, I had established my own cottage design business, Your Image Matters. This journey led me to create my own website, designed to help adopters navigate the emerging minefield that was the early solar panel industry. Computer Says Slow was born out of frustration with the minefield that is the modern tech world.




YouTube adverts removal

Time is precious. During the early internet, if you saw today’s level of ads, it meant you had viruses on your computer. Today, YouTube has become equally frustrating to use due to excessive ad intrusions:


Youtube advert woes

I'll show you how I haven’t watched a single Youtube ad in nearly fifteen years - without their Premium subscription. The early platform was an alternative to intrusive and excessive TV advertising schedules. However, in recent years, YouTube’s advertising model has made even American TV schedules blush. Let's fix.




VPN mis-selling & online anonymity

In our high-trust society, technology companies have managed to gain public trust through marketing alone, but not everything is as it seems with these vendors:


Is your VPN secure?

VPNs have become a necessary addition to the internet since 1984. When you know, you know. Unfortunately, mainstream VPN providers are nothing more than honey traps. Real online anonymity comes from knowledge that the world’s top CEOs, government officials, and military operatives understand. Let's talk.




Website health, security & improvements

Could your website perform better? Identify search and user engagement issues that affect a site’s ability to be found - I’ll work with you to make those future-proofing changes:


Website analysis and health diagnosis.

My Assessment & Solution consultations provide a comprehensive diagnostic report to keep in today's modern search engines good books. I can identify front and back end issues holding your website back. Additionally, in October 2026, the world woke up to the fact that 70% of websites had backend vulnerabilities. Let's talk.





Fixing a slow-running computer

Is your device frustratingly slow to use? A slow-running device can be resolved without a costly visit to a computer repair shop - I’ll show you how to fix yourself inexpensively:


How to fix a slow-running computer?

The computer repair industry in the UK is worth £4.0 billion in 2026. 85% of these interactions DON'T require a visit to an expensive repair shop costing a minimum of £80 or high-pressure sales tactics to buy a new device. Let's fix.





Are you being tracked?

Taking liberties literally and figuratively. Modern cars are sending data and telemetry to their manufacturers, and they’re selling that data to who?


How to fix vehicle tracking?

Tracking bracelets used to be a punishment for criminals, but they eventually ended up in everyone’s vehicles. Why would anyone allow an organised crime syndicate to create a database of their every movement? Not everyone is playing along with this shadowy intrusion. Let's fix.





Social media & website intros

Struggling with social media production? I create high-impact 4K videos, intros, and promotional content to power your next-gen marketing campaigns:




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